LMAO!!! Loon fanfic from JJ - Brad at Tiff

[Guest]

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OMG wait til u hear this!! .I was there tonight, it was sheer madness!! I saw him up close in person. All black, fitted vest, suit was black and he was poured into it. Damn the man was so gorgeous. I see why Angelina is constantly pregnant, the woman must be ovulating constantly in his presence.

The crowd? Insane. Up and down king and simcoe, no breathing room I was caught up in it and actually panicked - all squished together…the flashbulbs were going off like crazy. We all were getting ready to say we had never seen anything like it, until we remembered we had…with Brad & Angie last year, and with Brad the year before that.

He signed autographs for a long time on all manner of pics and posters, both Angelina's and his, and get this - when he'd get to an angelina pic he'd lick his chops, and he even clutched his heart at one point at this hot pic of Angelina - and get this, groaned. The man GROANED, then said cheekily what are you trying to do to me. OMG the man is gone for his baby. lol Wowee.

Anyway he stayed for the film and took his bow in the spotlight afterwards along with John Malkovich, Francis McD, and Tilda (who was with her younger man who was in all royal blue) and left in a fleet of escalades right after it was over . Then something I have never seen at tiff happened, people were crowding even behind the building 10 rows deep, waiting there for the whole time the movie was going on just because they knew he'd be coming out that way! Then when he did, the screams were deafening and people were taking pics of his car and screaming and swooning just because it passed by. lol

It was amazing. a fabulous evening. The film was TERRIFIC . People were howling at Chad. Brad really hit it out of the park. I don't know about Oscar for this, but mark my words, that Golden Globe for best male lead in a comedy has his name on it. No one will be funnier this year.

Signing off.

The loon is trying to convince people this actually happened.

[Guest]

Yeah I saw that, first at JJB, then at JJ where I saw that JJ'ers REPOSTED it though the fanfic person was LONG GONE.


CODEWORD - VULGAR

[Guest]

I see why Angelina is constantly pregnant, the woman must be ovulating constantly in his presence.

I'm trying to visualize that.... and can't stop laughing, sorry

[Guest]

when he'd get to an angelina pic he'd lick his chops, and he even clutched his heart at one point at this hot pic of Angelina - and get this, groaned. The man GROANED, then said cheekily what are you trying to do to me. OMG the man is gone for his baby.

Oh my.......do the loons really think so

[Guest]

when he'd get to an angelina pic he'd lick his chops, and he even clutched his heart at one point at this hot pic of Angelina - and get this, groaned. The man GROANED, then said cheekily what are you trying to do to me. OMG the man is gone for his baby.

Oh my.......do the loons really think so

That was pretty sick even by loon standards... and the ovulating! The loons seem to have some vague opinion that "ovulating" is equal to male sperm and a sign of sexual arousment , or some bizzar shitt...ewwwwwwwwwww

[Skeletrout]

So in her own words the crowd is crazy and screaming and she's smashed in between a bunch of people, yet she's somehow able to see and hear Brad's reaction every time someone hands him a pick of Jolie......sure
Definitely loonfic. Sounds like they are panicking about all the breakdown stories.

[Guest]

lmao! Yeah, that's fanfic all right. Shows how desperate and worried the loons are. I'm surprised she didn't claim that he whipped out his tiny dingy and started jacking off to Manjawlina's pictures right there.

[Guest]

The groan by Brad was not one of longing and ecstasy, and the part about the "what are you trying to do to me" comment was completely made up! When handed a photo of Jolie (obviously by a Loon...who would hand someone a pic of someone else to autograph?) he was ANNOYED and groaned in disgust!

[Guest]

The groan by Brad was not one of longing and ecstasy, and the part about the "what are you trying to do to me" comment was completely made up! When handed a photo of Jolie (obviously by a Loon...who would hand someone a pic of someone else to autograph?) he was ANNOYED and groaned in disgust!

Sounds more like it.

[Prangster]

The groan by Brad was not one of longing and ecstasy, and the part about the "what are you trying to do to me" comment was completely made up! When handed a photo of Jolie (obviously by a Loon...who would hand someone a pic of someone else to autograph?) he was ANNOYED and groaned in disgust!

As competitive as they are, I would think he would be pissed off if someone asked him to sign her picture. I mean, when he was married to Jen I wouldn't have expected him to sign HER picture either. Good grief, why not ask him to sign Clooney's picture, after all they're supposed to be friends? Only a stupid loon would think any celebrity would want to sign someone else's picture, even if it was their partner.

[Guest]

I wonder what would happen if someone handed him a picture of Jen to sign? Or better yet handed a pic of Jen to Angie to sign?
I'd love to see that reaction.

[Vajranagini]

gawd, YEAH! I'd be sure to have a video camera on her at the time!>snicker<

[Guest]

when he'd get to an angelina pic he'd lick his chops, and he even clutched his heart at one point at this hot pic of Angelina - and get this, groaned. The man GROANED, then said cheekily what are you trying to do to me. OMG the man is gone for his baby.

Oh my.......do the loons really think so

What a load of crap. He can't even ACT like he's happy to be with the ho when we see pics of them together, and we're supposed to believe he's frothing at the mouth over a pic of her? LOLOLOLOLOL! Loon. You're getting sloppy.