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Postby Guest on Sat Sep 27, 2008 4:26 pm

Hi,
Can i bring my wife to orgasm by fingering her and licking her vagaina if so how do i know when she has an orgasam? What is the best way to bring her to orgasam.

thanks for your help

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Re: orgasam

Postby WhiteTrash on Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:19 pm

. wrote:Hi,
Can i bring my wife to orgasm by fingering her and licking her vagaina if so how do i know when she has an orgasam? What is the best way to bring her to orgasam.

thanks for your help


If you have to ask that question does that mean she's never had one?

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Re: orgasam

Postby under_assertive on Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:44 pm

. wrote:Hi,
Can i bring my wife to orgasm by fingering her and licking her vagaina if so how do i know when she has an orgasam? What is the best way to bring her to orgasam.

thanks for your help


You'll know when she has an orgasam because a little guy with a red white and blue tophat and a little finger pointed right at you will emerge from the depths of your wifes bush and shout encouragement at you ... even though he's really small and has a tiny little voice you should hear him because your face is right down there. Every woman has one of these little people living secretly in her pubes. DON'T tell your wife about him! ... you'll only scare her!

Of coarse, you might not hear him if your wife is cumming because she'll be writhing and moaning and thrusting and will inconveiniently block out the little voice of this little man who is there to help you and guide you.

Now remember ... shhhhh ;)
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Re: orgasam

Postby WhiteTrash on Sun Sep 28, 2008 11:14 pm

under_assertive wrote:

You'll know when she has an orgasam because a little guy with a red white and blue tophat and a little finger pointed right at you will emerge from the depths of your wifes bush and shout encouragement at you ... even though he's really small and has a tiny little voice you should hear him because your face is right down there. Every woman has one of these little people living secretly in her pubes. DON'T tell your wife about him! ... you'll only scare her!

Of coarse, you might not hear him if your wife is cumming because she'll be writhing and moaning and thrusting and will inconveiniently block out the little voice of this little man who is there to help you and guide you.

Now remember ... shhhhh ;)


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Postby Starshine on Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:13 pm

Have you been together long? Oral is probably the best way to bring her to orgasm. She'll know when she has one and she can tell you!


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