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Dan Jay x
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 Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 1:34 pm Post subject: yes chavs are gay! |
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im not a girl so i duno y im on this i was jus laughin at the jokes lol but ye chavs are nobheads nice one This Site Rocks  haha l8rs x |
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It's Good To Be Me...
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| Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:12 pm Post subject: |
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| chav ere watcha gunna do? wrote: |
| actually it took me a whole of 2 seconds as i subled across it whilst looking 4 summint on da net n dat came up so i clicked it ta c how bad dey were n noticed alot of sad sad sad sad ppl der r out der so nah me aint sad i just stubled across dis S*** n well yas r da ones lookin at it n findin it funny so u go out n get a life yer cause i really fink u need 1 m8 at least us chavs dnt make t**** of our selfs by posting dis S*** on da net we actually go out n av a life if ya know wat 1 of dem is LOL |
Erm.... you are making a t**t of yourself by posting complete b*****ks on here. Talk about pot and kettle. 
And, would it hurt to type in proper English?
Also, before you go telling me to get a life, I have a pretty damn good one actually!  |
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Kentish lad
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Location: Chillin under a beautifull Blue sky
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| Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:33 pm Post subject: |
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| It's Good To Be Me... wrote: |
| chav ere watcha gunna do? wrote: |
| actually it took me a whole of 2 seconds as i subled across it whilst looking 4 summint on da net n dat came up so i clicked it ta c how bad dey were n noticed alot of sad sad sad sad ppl der r out der so nah me aint sad i just stubled across dis S*** n well yas r da ones lookin at it n findin it funny so u go out n get a life yer cause i really fink u need 1 m8 at least us chavs dnt make t**** of our selfs by posting dis S*** on da net we actually go out n av a life if ya know wat 1 of dem is LOL |
Erm.... you are making a t**t of yourself by posting complete b*****ks on here. Talk about pot and kettle.
And, would it hurt to type in proper English?
Also, before you go telling me to get a life, I have a pretty damn good one actually! |
It's no good telling someone wiith a average 20 word vocabulary to type in english. It's bad enough that they can't read let alone write or speak english!
I see my dad's (White) neighbour the other day, my how he had grown- Into a cotton tracksuit so big you could hide all his pregnant bitches' innit.
He was talking to his mate and all I could make out was: Innit yea blud safety yo peace.
Nearly slapped the f*cker after that, not because he's a C*** but because I've wanted to for a very long time.
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It's good to be me ....
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| Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:54 am Post subject: |
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| I guess you are right - I just like to think that there may be some hope for the pityful fools. |
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Kentish lad
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| It's good to be me .... wrote: |
| I guess you are right - I just like to think that there may be some hope for the pityful fools. |
If there is no hope for a British person is their own country then their certainly is no hope for socially cripled underage scumbag who is not willing to even learn to speak properly. |
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frankienurse
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i am afraid to say that i actually own a pair of burberry check pyjamas 
they actually were quite expensive but since chav's all over the place have been wearing the fake burberry stuff - the pyjamas have not been out of the draw |
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Josie22
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Kentish lad
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| frankienurse wrote: |
i am afraid to say that i actually own a pair of burberry check pyjamas
they actually were quite expensive but since chav's all over the place have been wearing the fake burberry stuff - the pyjamas have not been out of the draw |
I don't own burberry slippers 
But I do wear them with pride  |
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Bubbles
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Location: Blah blah!!You should be saying hello to Toby, he doesn't dance around for his own satisfaction!!
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| Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:26 pm Post subject: Re: get a life |
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| chav ere watcha gunna do? wrote: |
freakin hell yas say us chavs r sad look at ya selfs sittin ere taking the piss outta us yer sure we need to get a life ok then u buch of t****  |
Sorry we don't speak chav |
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| Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:05 pm Post subject: |
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| I F****** LOVE THOSE JOKES!! |
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| Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:45 pm Post subject: |
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| and they sed u needed to get a life lmao isn't it kinda sad tht that chav came back so many times to try and make a point that didnt actually work?? |
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person!
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| Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:27 pm Post subject: hehe |
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| rofl! it's kind of sad that the chav kept comin back and trying in very funy vain to proov the 10% of society with a grade wrong |
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jen-bolton
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| Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:37 am Post subject: Chav's |
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Chav's r kwl as f*** ppl... They av a bangin laugh n always up 4 fun!! Unlike other ppl who just skate or stay in all da time!..
We r kwl ppl... Anyway if u h8 us that much, y the f*** u spendin ur time makin pg's on us... Losers! Go out n gettin a action packed life like the gd old chav's |
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rellik
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| Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:10 pm Post subject: Re: Chav's |
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A CHAV walks into the local job centre, marches straight up to the counter and said "Hi, I'm looking for a job".
The man behind the counter replies "Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac 16 year old twin daughters. You'll have to drive around a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but all your meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The salary package is £200,000 a year".
The CHAV says "Fkin Mint!!!! "You're having me on!!!!"
The man behind the counter says "Well you started it!" |
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rellik
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| Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:11 pm Post subject: Re: Chav's |
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CHAVette Jokes..
Why do CHAVette wash their hair in the sink?
Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.
What's a CHAVette favorite nursery rhyme?
HumpMe DumpMe
Why don't CHAVette use vibrator?
They chip their teeth.
What's the difference between a CHAVette and a Bowling Ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a Bowling Ball.
How does a CHAVette turn on the light after sex?
She opens the Nova's door.
What do smart CHAVette and UFO's have in common?
You always hear about them but never see them.
Why do CHAVette wear underwear?
To keep their ankles warm.
What do you call a CHAVette with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant
What did the CHAVette say when she found out she was Pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
Why did the CHAVette throw bread down the toilet?
To feed the toilet duck! |
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