Men sit to pee

[Proud Woman]

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MYTH #1 "Men can pee standing up"

Fact: Men can NOT pee standing up without getting a few stray drops on the seat or the outside surface of the toilet. Fragmentation of the urine stream causes particles of urine to dissipate. The larger the distance urine has to travel, the bigger the dissipation radius. Some of you may say, "No, not me! I can pee through a donut from 40 feet! "Well, mister hand-eye coordination, you are probably one who also never asks for directions. Admitting that you have a problem is half the battle. At some point in your life you need to ask yourself, "Is it worth it? What has peeing standing up cost me in my life?"


MYTH #2: "It's a victimless crime."

Fact: Peeing standing up destroys families. Who cleans the bathrooms in your house? Your mother? Your wife? Even if you clean up after yourself, what happens when you are a guest at someone's home or using a public bathroom? Why should someone else have to suffer for your unwillingness to sit down?


TAKE ACTION! Once you realize you have a problem, you can concentrate on the solution.

MAPSU is more than just moms – we're real people – dads, young people, and other concerned individuals who want to stop peeing standing up, support the victims (those who have to clean up), and prevent unnecessary urine stream fragmentation. Our goal is to transform the way the world goes to the bathroom by year 2010. Become an activist and educate your friends by referring them to our website.

[Midge]

It's about time men started to reassert their right to stand up. Frankly it feels more manly to stand. If the price of that is a few stray drops, then get some carpet down. That way it won't show up.

Modern men are being asked to feminise far too much in my opinion. It's time to take a stand and say "enough is enough". No wonder there are so many threads on this forum about men wearing their girlfriend's knickers. They're clearly getting confused.

It's time to put the 'real' back into 'real men'

[Harry]

Thanks Midge. This is such utter rubbish. Men are meant to pee standing up, it is unhygenic to sit down especially early in the morning when the old man may be particularly extended and would end up rubbing against the bowl - disgusting idea!

The old saying "...if God had meant people to smoke he would have built a chimney in their heads" applies equally well here. God meant men to pee standing up that is why we were given a pipe to pee through.

Anyway pee is clean and sterile, it can safely be used to clean wounds, some people even drink it with no known ill effects.

These people, whoever they are, are not just feminist extremists they are also acting against the will of God. He will smite them and they will be sore afraid. Real men will never be taken in by this nonsense.

[Proud Woman]

Thanks Midge. This is such utter rubbish. Men are meant to pee standing up, ...

It takes a real man to not be afraid to sit out of courtesy for the woman who has to clean the bathroom.

[Mac]

Thanks Midge. This is such utter rubbish. Men are meant to pee standing up, ...

It takes a real man to not be afraid to sit out of courtesy for the woman who has to clean the bathroom.

Proud Woman,

You have a good point there. Any man who thinks that it is ok to splash pee over everywhere has to be a real pig. My wife insisted that I sit at home, so I did it to please her. I have now done it full time for several years and will never go back to standing.

[Midge]

Well, there's always the sink. Perfect height to rest the old man on, you can grip it if you're drunk to stop youself swaying about and you can brush your teeth at the same time. I would swear that sinks were designed for this very purpose.

[long-leggedy-annie]

My old man has only ever sat to pee at home, I found it odd at first because I had assumed all men stood, but he tells me it feels more comfortable and is more hygeinic. He says he developed this view after years as a plumber seeing the after effects of men standing and peeing for years in pans he then had to change (he has an awful story about yellow stained floorboards under carpets).

He hates the seat (and flappy thing) being left up - as he says there wouldn't be a seat fitted if it wasn't meant to be used. As for the reference about the penis being designed to facilitate standing up, surely that is a secondary and irrelevant function - the penis is shaped the way it is to effect penetration and procreation.

The pee of a healthy person is indeed sterile, sadly increasing numbers of the population carry urine-borne infections. These do not last long outside of the human body - but that's hardly a sound rationale for the use of urine as a tonic or anti-sceptic.

[Harry]

It takes a real man to not be afraid to sit out of courtesy for the woman who has to clean the bathroom

I thought this site was full of liberated women! It takes a real woman to accept that her man is different and long may it remain so.

By the way in our household we share the chores. I do the bins, the loos and the kitchen amongst others.

[ravan]

Sitting is unhygienic for man. there is a chance your c*** can hit the edge of the toillet and something it really does. the c***, in not erect state, changes size all the time.
You can get a sexual disease or something.
And for the ladies, after your domesticated bf went to the toillet (sitting), you would probably have unprotected sex with him that night.
That must be a frighting prospect.

[ravan]

the MAPSU site link is spam for penis enlargement. I'm flabbergasted by my own naivity.

[hellRaiser]

Men shouldn't have to sit down to pee! What a load of rubbish! Why waste time making posts on irrelevant issues when there's more important issues to discuss! This is ridiculous! I am truly appauled!

[Guest]

Of course, what we should really be promoting is women learning to pee standing up. Think of all the advantages that would bring, girls. No more queuing for cubicles in the ladies loos no more daft squatting and pissy arses in the woods, just spread your legs a little, spread those lips, point a bit and let it rip. Then, nip it off before you start to dribble and hey presto, you can do it too! Come on, you know it makes sense!

[Ali_Emami]

Not bad if you know that in my culture the male people avoid pissing while standing! In my country it's so, as my religion has recommended not to pee while standing, and to do it while sitting or squatting. I know there, they teach the kid when he can stand up, how to pee while standing, but it's not so here. However, I am male and quite healthy, but I don't pee while standing. You should consider that there are many different ways and theologies around the world.

To my own, peeing while standing is a nasty actions, also it does not feet a man's character, that's like you imagine a respectable man standing up still some where, his penis is out and his piss line in front of him! Who made the rule that males MUST stand up while urinating? And don't relate it to the nature, potentially many things are natural as an ability; one can bring it out (gun), aim and kill, but he has choosing power, although he has the ability, but he may not do it if he is sane; one can just bring it out, aim and piss, but does it mean he can not do it in a way but that?

Why stand to pee? Why aim? Aiming is for the time when you are distant to your target and can't be close to it, but when you can be close to it, and if you are sane, you prefer being close to your target than aiming to the target. So sit down and be relax, the name of the place you are doing that in, is rest room! And why you waste your time and energy in cleaning bathrooms? You can save it for more useful affairs by reducing the need of bathroom to be cleaned!

As for those who say "peeing while standing is of a few pleasures of a man!", I should say that a man is more valuable than way of peeing places as his pleasure and property! It does not fit a man to consider that as his worth! Men have more valuable special abilities to be mentioned! And as for those who say "peeing while standing is much easier than doing it while sitting or squatting", I should say that bending over and pulling down pants, and keeping a part of panties down for a while and aim for a while both need an attempt; and the fact that which one is easier for a person depends on habit. The way in which one's habit is based on, is easier for that one, and to which you habit, it will be easier for you! As God has made the ability of peeing while standing easily in guys, it must have an advantage, and yes it has. In men's jobs some times urgent situations happen, and some times they have to do some thing in a short time when the speed is important, and some times men have situations that they can't sit or squat or are in places where sitting or squatting is not easily possible; in such times they can use their ability of peeing while standing easily. But these urgent times just some times happen, not always!
However, it will be great if the current way of peeing of guys in toilets and bathrooms, in the most parts of the world changes.

Ali

[enigma]

I always sit down to pee at work, and I am clean and considerate to my colleagues when I do. I find standing next to other men when I pee to be a ridiculous notion. So forget it, I prefer to pee in the privacy of a cubicle, and I don't allow my "old man" to rest on the toilet seat (even though my penis is beautifully clean and looked after). I just wish other men did the same, as sometimes they can be really inconsiderate.

[Guest]

Some of you may say, "No, not me! I can pee through a donut from 40 feet! "Well, mister hand-eye coordination, you are probably one who also never asks for directions. Admitting that you have a problem is half the battle. At some point in your life you need to ask yourself, "Is it worth it? What has peeing standing up cost me in my life?"

the only one i seeing here having problem.... is YOU;)
why dont you admit that YOU have the problem here.
men have lived perfectly well by peeing standing up, and will so for the long future also;)
it works almost always flawlently.