Who would Jesus kill?

[Ivan Diederhoff]

heaven forbid anyone not be from the UK, then?

Take a look out the window sir. What you see is called the rest of the world.

[Cambridge]

the colonel is a nice man. a few members and guests pick on him because it is clear that he is above the intelligence of those that are constantly attacking and insulting him. colonel, you are the real man of FF.

Finally a clever person comes to FF.

We need far more people like you here.

I think there are a lot of clever people here who might take offense to that statement.

Not many. There are some notable clever people, but the rest have IQ's of minus 170.

I take offence at "offence" being spelled incorrectly as "offense".

American "English" is a far cry from the Queen's English.

Yes, but it's our English. We don't have a queen, unless you mean Dick Cheney.

[Guest]

the colonel is a nice man. a few members and guests pick on him because it is clear that he is above the intelligence of those that are constantly attacking and insulting him. colonel, you are the real man of FF.

Finally a clever person comes to FF.

We need far more people like you here.

I think there are a lot of clever people here who might take offense to that statement.

Not many. There are some notable clever people, but the rest have IQ's of minus 170.

I take offence at "offence" being spelled incorrectly as "offense".

American "English" is a far cry from the Queen's English.

the Colon

[Guest]

the colonel is a nice man. a few members and guests pick on him because it is clear that he is above the intelligence of those that are constantly attacking and insulting him. colonel, you are the real man of FF.

Finally a clever person comes to FF.

We need far more people like you here.

your son?

[The Colonel]

heaven forbid anyone not be from the UK, then?

Take a look out the window sir. What you see is called the rest of the world.

Yeah - we know that.

We used to own a lot of it.

I thought it was Americans (according to John Cleese) who didn't realise that there was a world outside the US.

[The Colonel]

the colonel is a nice man. a few members and guests pick on him because it is clear that he is above the intelligence of those that are constantly attacking and insulting him. colonel, you are the real man of FF.

Finally a clever person comes to FF.

We need far more people like you here.

I think there are a lot of clever people here who might take offense to that statement.

Not many. There are some notable clever people, but the rest have IQ's of minus 170.

I take offence at "offence" being spelled incorrectly as "offense".

American "English" is a far cry from the Queen's English.

Yes, but it's our English. We don't have a queen, unless you mean Dick Cheney.

Maybe Jolie will become first Empress of the United States?

Bruce Willis as Secretary of Defence, John Cleese as UK Ambassador to the US, and myron exiled back to Turkistan wearing a decorative vegetable in his button hole?

The last two, I would pay money to see.

[The Colonel]

the colonel is a nice man. a few members and guests pick on him because it is clear that he is above the intelligence of those that are constantly attacking and insulting him. colonel, you are the real man of FF.

Finally a clever person comes to FF.

We need far more people like you here.

your son?

No, although he would raise the boards average IQ.

I mean Fred, he's like Windows Vista installed on a typewriter.

Myron is just like a cross-dressing version of porky pig on speed. And Bobin, has enough laxatives to S*** his brain out his arse and through an ant's keyhole.

It takes all sorts.

[Ivan Diederhoff]

heaven forbid anyone not be from the UK, then?

Take a look out the window sir. What you see is called the rest of the world.

Yeah - we know that.

We used to own a lot of it.

I thought it was Americans (according to John Cleese) who didn't realise that there was a world outside the US.

Colonel, I think your a blowhard. You post your rubbish just to pad your own ego. grow up

[know it all]

ivan diederhoff. colonel & myron myron are made from hte same mold. there is no difference

[know it all]

ivan diederhoff. colonel & myron myron are made from hte same mold. there is no difference

sorry. i am telling ivan that they are 2 of a kind. i wasnt saying you were like them.

[Ivan Diederhoff]

i think i'm going to try and just ignore colonel. he is a very pathetic and sad human being. I'll wait and see with other people.

take care know it all!

[KiltyCol]

Would we post the same question and comments about Mohammad or his equivalent in other faiths?

[myron myron]

Would we post the same question and comments about Mohammad or his equivalent in other faiths?

The answer to that question is self-evident in the threads -- but it's an apt question nonetheless.

[Guest]

Jesus would not kill.

[The Colonel]

i think i'm going to try and just ignore colonel. he is a very pathetic and sad human being. I'll wait and see with other people.

take care know it all!

You see, John Cleese was right.

Americans can never take criticism.