My vagina filled out, and I grew a penis.

[blondebimbo]

All right, thank you very much Doctor...

Just out of curiosity...how do you make a penis and vagina out of nothing?

For the vagina - a spade.

For the penis - sorry I can't reveal my techniques, they're top secret.

[IR1337]

All right, thank you very much Doctor...

Just out of curiosity...how do you make a penis and vagina out of nothing?

For the vagina - a spade.

For the penis - sorry I can't reveal my techniques, they're top secret.

all right, I have received new information which he...eh...she...F***...IT also wants to be able to reproduce. Both ways. How much extra for the ovaries, uterus, testicles, prostate etc. ?

[blondebimbo]

All right, thank you very much Doctor...

Just out of curiosity...how do you make a penis and vagina out of nothing?

For the vagina - a spade.

For the penis - sorry I can't reveal my techniques, they're top secret.

all right, I have received new information which he...eh...she...F***...IT also wants to be able to reproduce. Both ways. How much extra for the ovaries, uterus, testicles, prostate etc. ?

Would the patient require the ability to impregnate themselves?

If yes, then the price would be 24 golden nuggets and a pink piano

If no, then just the piano will do.

[IR1337]

All right, thank you very much Doctor...

Just out of curiosity...how do you make a penis and vagina out of nothing?

For the vagina - a spade.

For the penis - sorry I can't reveal my techniques, they're top secret.

all right, I have received new information which he...eh...she...F***...IT also wants to be able to reproduce. Both ways. How much extra for the ovaries, uterus, testicles, prostate etc. ?

Would the patient require the ability to impregnate themselves?

If yes, then the price would be 24 golden nuggets and a pink piano

If no, then just the piano will do.

Yes, it essentially wants to go F*** itself. I have a violet piano, will silver keys, will that do?

[blondebimbo]

Well, usually I don't negotiate, but seeing as you are already a valued customer, the violet piano with silver keys will do.

[IR1337]

Well, usually I don't negotiate, but seeing as you are already a valued customer, the violet piano with silver keys will do.

Thank you so much, Doctor. i can never repay you.

Now, about me for a second...when willt his whole bleeding from the crotch thing stop?

[blondebimbo]

Well, usually I don't negotiate, but seeing as you are already a valued customer, the violet piano with silver keys will do.

Thank you so much, Doctor. i can never repay you.

Now, about me for a second...when willt his whole bleeding from the crotch thing stop?

Don't panic. The bleeding only lasts for 3 weeks, 4 days, 6 hours and 23 minutes. Exactly.

If the bleeding continues after this period, then go to hospital IMMEDIATELY.

[IR1337]

Well, usually I don't negotiate, but seeing as you are already a valued customer, the violet piano with silver keys will do.

Thank you so much, Doctor. i can never repay you.

Now, about me for a second...when willt his whole bleeding from the crotch thing stop?

Don't panic. The bleeding only lasts for 3 weeks, 4 days, 6 hours and 23 minutes. Exactly.

If the bleeding continues after this period, then go to hospital IMMEDIATELY.

Oh, see, i'm kind of getting....woozy...and....out of breath....oh...there I go....*passes out*

[blondebimbo]

Oh S***!!

Not another death!! I really should start cleaning that spade....

[IR1337]

Oh S***!!

Not another death!! I really should start cleaning that spade....

Not dead...just..immense....pain....need...penis back!

[blondebimbo]

Oh S***!!

Not another death!! I really should start cleaning that spade....

Not dead...just..immense....pain....need...penis back!

OK, lie back...and brace yourself...this is going to sting....

*welds penis back in place*

All done. Are you OK?

Hello?

*shakes IR* Wake up!!

[IR1337]

Oh S***!!

Not another death!! I really should start cleaning that spade....

Not dead...just..immense....pain....need...penis back!

OK, lie back...and brace yourself...this is going to sting....

*welds penis back in place*

All done. Are you OK?

Hello?

*shakes IR* Wake up!!

Dies on operating ...err kitchen counter at BB place at 4:25 AM, Wednesday, October the 4th.

[blondebimbo]

*sigh*

That mass grave in the garden isn't going to hold many more patients.

Change of career for me I think.....