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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:24 pm    Post subject: A scientific logic look into wind chimes. Why block reality? Reply with quote

The neighbor has an aluminum wind chimes set up high on the driveway side of the rear of his house... Clanging aluminum tubes, 24-hours a day...
The theory is "that it keeps the evil spirits away"...
Hell!.. it drives me nuts... It's like listening to the same song 24/7... I enjoy playing with the spirits... And the so called "evil ones" aren't so bad... Actually they are quite friendly, and fun, if you treat them with a reasonable degree of absolute respect and commanded dignity... They show themselves, and you treat them as you would treat your new baby puppy or kitty cat... Which conditions them to be your pet till the end of Time... You attach an umbilical to them, and you can't die, as long as even one of your pets live...
It's an "engine" of sorts... An extremely powerful Engine!.. It even frightens the "gods" sending them running and hiding, quivering with fear in their preferred safe places...

Meet a god, you do the same.. turn it into one of your puppies, by teaching it that your loving-touch and passionate embrace is absolute ultimate prime...

In this realm my touch can put someone to sleep in from a couple seconds, to a minute(s)... In this realm my touch can make a woman cum so hard she thinks her head is exploding...


I asked the neighbor if he would kindly silence his wind chimes for a couple months, that they are like listening to the same song all day, that I'm in the yard building a shed, and fixing up a pickup truck for the safety, and insurance, and driving...
He says, "no problem", and takes down the chimes... Three days later his wife looks at me grumpy, but I don't give her eye contact, cuz I'm writing a new perfume add in my mind, and to see her ugly soul would crash my creative moment...
Suddenly the wind chimes are back up, clanging metal filling the air for a thousand yards.. doing its job, "keeping the evil spirits away"... oh shidt!...

The neighbor is a H & W team of wife swappers... Every month they have a crew of couples stay the night, and they all fuk each other up and in every hole all night, till they pass out, sharing all their diseases, like it's a "disease sharing-circle"...
The neighbor met me in the yard, and wants me to see his rec-room, like how a middle-aged sex starved dude desperately wants that neighbor's 16 year old daughter to visit his rec-room... The guy was nearly drooling... He had the full look of a pedo trying to lure-in a victim into his basement... It made me feel like 6, and some old predator is about to grab me, and drag me into his house, to do vile things to my crotch... He looked at me like he really Needed to get his mouth on my dic and his tongue in me arse.. He made me nauseous in the second degree... Anyway, the bells is back, dingling all day and all night...

_________


Lets look at wind chimes in scientific frame(s)...


We got: "wind chimes somehow supposedly keeping the evil spirits away"..? And that they emit clanging metal noises.. without any rhyme nor rhythm.. and they don't make a pleasing sound.. they make an irritating sound.. so irritating that it cancels-out your ability to process new thought, in its attacking the hearing sense...

New inventions can't be considered to be "evil spirits".. stuff that helps humanity isn't evil... Chimes cancel that process to invent, and to think deep.. it maintains thought processing to nil.. it holds ones thoughts to menial things, like doing the dishes, mowing the lawn, painting, cleaning, cooking, the telephone, the teevee, the deck, the pool, toileting, sleeping, fighting, stealing.. everything that the spirit feels "god" isn't...

Stop the bells, and the mind is free to explore greater heights and depths.. in listening to nature's delicious Life songs... the winds, the birds, the critters, the "god's angels", the universes, the roar of the Sun.. the delicious screams of dragons whispering.. all the luxurious sounds in Life serenading my Spirit... I don't want to numb that good stuff out.. it's a big part of the More, the Everything, the rest of life, the finer things in life.. the Real things, the big things hiding behind and in the littlest things...
Why block the real things?.. I just can't figure humanity..? Why block out Reality?.. Why live in Hell..?

__________

The only "evil spirits" chimes keep away, are ones old memories, and all ones new thoughts from birthing...
The constant noise maintains ones thought processing to that which is attached to their senses.. Only...

So I've got to live with 24/7 metal clanging audio, just cuz the insane neighbor can't deal with his crappy past... Probably wife swapper pedo's raped his little bummy.. and now he's the abused become the abuser

I tried a little sorcery, in gently shoving those wind chimes straight up his arse, but still they are clanging all day and night in every tiny wee bit of breeze... I bet he felt wind chimes easing up his arse... Maybe I should really power it up full force.. Hell! He'll feel the cuts and scratches, and will need the thing removed surgically, if I give it full-force...

Maybe I should just block the noise, and try to forget the noise... But that would mean I've blocked out nature's most delicious songs, hearing bird sounds in english, hearing the wind sound in english listening to Life's grace giving orchestra...

Blocking my sensitivities would damage me, in damaging my sensitivities just to keep out a nasty sound, an "evil spirit"...

In living in this world, one needs to turn-down ones peak sensitivities almost to zero, cuz there's so much thht happnin' all around for each sense, that it feels like this is hell, as hell as hell as gets...

Wind chimes keep Off the parts of your mind you can't handle... the parts you need On to discover you, how the afterlife works, and to how to work it... Wind chimes hold you in the box... Wind chimes doom your spirit to Hell, because you never learn those crucial lessons.... You whole life is in religion's hands.. something like swimming in a plugged toilet...

I'll bet there are wind chimes in Hell... ding ding ding. ding.. ding.. dingding, ding.. dang,, ding,,, clang.....dingdingding...... The wind stopped.. oh sigh!... I need a quiet place in a forest to write this map to immortality, or it ain't gonna git writ!.. and you critters kin go figure it out on yer owns... Living here is like having some of hell living next door, and everywhere, all around... Constant metal clanging is insanity... If they likes the sound of clanging metals, then why the hell don't they take them into the house, and mount them in the living room with a fan blowing on them..? Why they gotta pollute the whole area peace with their "psychiatric pills"..? Why they gotta share their mental problem's cure with the whole neighborhood..? I'm gonna shove dem bells up dat guy's arse so farrr he's gonna believe he was born with them...
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

years ago I lived with people that hung wind chimes on the front porch, drives me crazy but I didn't say anything at the time. thank goodness I don't have to hear that anymore... I'd much rather listen to nature... well, the small bit of nature that is around here. unfortunately I live in a city area dominated by industry and housing, there are barely any birds to listen to, not many trees. The only animals we get around here are raccoons and squirrel's. I wish I lived among nature so that I didn't have to listen to cars drive by, and people walking down the street complaining about their lives. I wish I didn't have to smell the foul stench of polution every second of the day...
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 4:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I explained to that neighbor that those "wind chimes" are only bits of metal clanging.. that it is creating sound pollution throughout the neighborhood, like how dogs poo in yards, and cats squirt on screen doors, is another form of neighborhood pollution... She says they keep the skunks away...

I'm doing autobody-work on a jeep, in the yard... She doesn't like the sounds of the grinders, drills, and compressor, and my loud music which drowns out the clanging of her crazy bells... I told her it keeps the elephants away... Proof! We haven't seen one stray elephant in the yard since we moved here...


The other problem neighbor, two doors down, has setup five huge tents in her back yard, and had a huge crew of Native warrior boys hanging around all nights, drinking by the fire... I approached the boss babe there, and asked her if that's an "Indian Raiding Party, stealing party"..? Suddenly the tents are deserted, and all the thieving in this neighborhood has ceased... I can even leave my compressor and mower out all night, and they are still mine in the morning...
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:59 pm    Post subject: juesting23 Reply with quote

I think that I'm a chicken

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

Patient: I think I'm a chicken.

Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?

Patient: Ever since I was an egg!


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know why the chicken crossed the street, don't yah?..



To show the squirrels it can be done...
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can do that.


Gizza job!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The neighbor has an aluminum wind chimes set up high on the driveway side of the rear of his house... Clanging aluminum tubes, 24-hours a day... Clanging metal day and night in the winds and breezes... Now I am not permitted to listen to the music of the breeze, cuz she's afraid of little rodents every second of her life...
The theory is "that it keeps the evil spirits away"...
Hell!.. it drives me nuts... It's like listening to the same song 24/7 over and over continuous insane "unmelody"...

I asked the neighbor if they would kindly silence their wind chimes for a couple months, while I build a shed in the backyard... I'm in the yard building a shed, and fixing up a pickup truck for the safety, and insurance, and driving purposes...
He says, "no problem", and takes down the chimes... Three days later his wife looks at me grumpy, but I don't give her eye contact, cuz I'm writing a new perfume add in my mind, and to see her ugly face an d spirit would crash my creative moment...
Suddenly the wind chimes are back-up, clanging metal filling the air for a thousand yards.. doing its job, "keeping the evil spirits away"... oh Shitt!...

The neighbor is an h&w team of wife swappers... every month they have a crew of couples stay the night, and they all fuk each other up and in every hole all night, till they pass out, sharing all their diseases, like it's a "disease sharing-circle"...
The neighbor met me in the yard, and wants me to see his rec-room, like how a middle-aged sex starved dude desperately wants that neighbor's 10-year old daughter to come in, visit his rec-room... The guy was nearly drooling like he wanted to eat me... He had the full look of a classic-pedo trying to lure-in a victim into his basement... It made me feel like 6, and some old predator is about to grab me, and drag me into his house, to do vile things to my crotch... He looked at me like he really Needed to get his mouth on my dic and his tongue in me arse.. He made me nauseous in the second degree... Anyway, the bells is back, dangling/dingling all day and all night...

_________


Lets look at wind chimes in scientific frame(s)...


We got: "wind chimes somehow supposedly keeping the evil spirits away"..? And that they emit clanging metal noises.. without any rhyme nor rhythm nor reason... They don't make a pleasing sound.. they make an extremely irritating sound.. so irritating that it cancels-out your ability to process new thought, in its attacking the hearing sense, connected to the brain's input systems...

New inventions can't be considered to be "evil spirits".. stuff that helps humanity isn't evil... Chimes cancel that process to invent, and to think deep.. It forces and maintains thought-processing to a nil...
It holds ones thoughts to menial things like doing the dishes, mowing the lawn, painting, cleaning, cooking, the telephone, the teevee, the deck, the pool, toileting, sleeping, fighting, stealing, fuking.. everything that the spirit feels "god" isn't...

Stop the bells, and the mind is free to explore greater heights and depths, in listening to nature's delicious Life songs... the breezes, the winds, the birds, the critters, the "god's angels", the universes, the roar of the Sun.. the delicious screams of dragons whispering.. all the luxurious sounds in Life serenading my Spirit... I don't want to numb all that good stuff out, with the crying and sobbings of clanging metal!..
The Silence it's a big part of the More, the Everything, the rest of life, the Finer things in life.. the Real things in Life, the Big things hiding behind and in the littlest things.. are in the silence...
Why block the real things?.. I just can't figure humanity..? Why block out Reality?.. Why must you live in Hell..?

__________

The only "evil spirits" chimes keep away, are ones old memories, and all ones new thoughts from birthing...
The constant noise maintains ones thought processing to that which is attached to their senses.. Only...

So I've got to live with 24/7 metal clanging audio, just cuz the insane neighbor can't deal with his and her crazy crappy past... Probably wife swapper pedo's raped his little bummy.. and now he's the abused become the abuser... And I bet she was molested by her daddies, and grew to a lot-lizard, and is now my neighbor, so fuked-up that not even a hundred shrinks could fix her... She's become so much the lizard that she can't find the door... It's like living nextdoor to the gator-pit...

__________

Maybe I should just block the noise, and try to forget the noise... But that would mean I've blocked out nature's most delicious songs, hearing bird sounds in english, hearing the wind sound in english listening to Life's grace giving orchestra...

Blocking my sensitivities would damage me, in damaging my sensitivities just to keep out a nasty sound, an "evil spirit"... The chimes are the evil spirit, pretending to be its vanquisher... like how your religion is hell's face

In living in this world, one needs to turn-down ones peak sensitivities almost to zero, cuz there's so much thht happnin' all around for each sense, that it feels like this is hell, as hell as hell as gets...

Wind chimes keep Off the parts of your mind you can't handle... the parts you need On to discover you, how the afterlife works, and to how to work it... You need silence to hear the gods songs... Wind chimes hold you in the numb-box... Wind chimes doom your spirit to Hell, because you never learn those crucial lessons in the noise.... Your whole life is in religion's hands.. something like swimming in a plugged toilet...

I'll bet there are wind chimes in Hell... ding ding ding. ding.. ding.. dingding, ding.. dang,, ding,,, clang.....dingdingding...... The wind stopped.. oh sigh!... I need a quiet place in a forest to write this map to immortality, or it ain't gonna git writ!.. and you critters kin go figure it out on yer owns... Living here is like having some of hell living next door, and everywhere, all around... Constant metal clanging is insanity... If they likes the sound of clanging metals, then why the hell don't they take them into the house, and mount them in the living room with a fan blowing on them..? Why they gotta pollute the whole area peace with their "psychiatric pills"..? Why they gotta share their mental problem's cure with the whole neighborhood..? I'm gonna shove dem bells up dat guy's arse so farrr he's gonna believe he was born with them...
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

After reading through this thread, I think the original poster should be answering the question "Why block reality?" as he seems to be pretty good at it.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was for you...
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