Are you lactating or hoping to induce lactation? Do your breasts produce an overabundance of milk or do you simply need someone who would tenderly, reverently suckle them to your heart's content? I'm a gentle African American who was previously married to a voluptuous red-headed German woman. After the birth of our first daughter, she allowed me to try her milk, and I've been hooked ever since.
Through breastfeeding you not only easily burn hundreds of extra calories per day, but also decrease your risk of
breast cancer. In the old days, the term 'wet nurse' was used for a woman who provided nourishment from her body to a child who was not her own. Considering what we now know about the health benefits women gain through breastfeeding, perhaps we need a term for someone who suckles a woman for her benefit -- as well as for his/her own.

Well...in the film business, there's the position of 'best boy'. May I be your '
breast boy'?
I'm tender, empathetic, and eager to please. Let me reduce the pressure of your heavy, milk-laden breasts. You're not lactating (yet)? As I softly suckle at your tender nipples, you'll feel the stress of your day slowly disappear...
Living in the 'Triangle' (Raleigh-Durham-Chapel Hill, North Carolina) and hoping to hear from you soon, I remain
your little brown bearcub
