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Nature... New stuff about Nature...

Postby cosmicB on Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:35 pm

If you are seriously fed-up with having hornets invading your home daily, then put the honey in the fridge...

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Postby xXx.Lesley.xXx on Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:07 pm

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Postby franfran on Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:10 pm

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Postby xXx.Lesley.xXx on Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:11 pm

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Postby cosmicB on Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:21 am

The day I put the honey in the fridge was the day the hornets stopped trying to get into the house... When they did enter the house, to get them out all it took was a very tiny drop of honey, on my fingertip, touched to the bug's feeler at the window, and it would climb onto my finger to feed, and I'd make my way to the door, where I'd reach out to the leaves of the plants, and gently smear the honey onto a leaf, where the bee would stay feeding... You don't need to fear hornets, nor kill them, especially when you're feeding them their favorite treat... They sting only when you are being mean to them... There have been times I had three hornets lapping honey from my fingertip... Be nice to the little life, and the big life will be nice to you... Everything is connected in Life... It's all one thing....

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Re: Nature... New stuff about Nature...

Postby tamachant on Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:55 pm

cosmicB wrote:If you are seriously fed-up with having hornets invading your home daily, then put the honey in the fridge...



Agree as if you dont want baboons coming into your home dont leave the windows open.
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Postby cosmicB on Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:21 pm

Bees can sense a few parts per million of honey... Exposed honey in the house makes the whole house smell like a beehive... That attracts bees and hornets... If you want to keep the baboons out, then drop your pants, and stick your bare-arse out the window...

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Postby xXx.Lesley.xXx on Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:42 pm

I hate wasps, the bástards!
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Postby cosmicB on Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:26 pm

In the forest, on a solo camping trip, I said "Hi" to a passing huge wicked looking black shiny highly venomous wasp, and it landed on my face, and walked across my eye, and stayed on my face awhile, preening, then flew away... I see a tarantula, I say a friendly "Hi Your Majesty", and I place my finger to the side of its legs, and it cuddles up to my fingers like a friendly kitten... I do the same with rattle snakes.. namely Mississauga rattlers and diamond backs.. they are all as friendly as kittens to me... I picked up an absolutely huge bullfrog, and raised it to my shoulder, and when it was close to my face she rubbed her face on mine just like a cat rubs against your ankle... I set her on my shoulder, supporting her front legs with a hand, and we went for a tour in the forest, me turning every way she looked... They feel my love for them, and we are one... The only place on the planet I don't find love, is from my own species...

Bottom line: Treat the small life with love and respect, and it will treat you the same... Treat the little things with kindness, and the big things will treat you with kindness... All your fears have been taught to you by this culture... Break away from the cultural mass-insanity... Get into love and respect...

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Postby JamesofKent2 on Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:16 pm

cosmicB wrote:
If you want to keep the baboons out, then drop your pants, and stick your bare-arse out the window...


I have been doing this for two hours now, and so far no baboons.

However, a chimp parked his bicycle in my butt crack.
Up to my knees in hookers and gin.

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Postby cosmicB on Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:41 pm

Then it's working for you... and there's the plus that you're getting a little bike-sex along with it.. butt keep an eye out for kids with pointy sticks...

Everybody should stick their shiny pink butts out the window.. especially the cute babes...


And to keep the elephants out of your yard , hang your wife in a tree by the ankles... I haven't had a single elephant come into my yard for ten years running.. but the town has often complained about the skeleton in my tree...

The crazy neighbor tells me that she keeps the skunks away with her wind chimes... I saw a skunk in her yard while the wind chimes were a chiming, but don't tell her that...
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Postby JamesofKent2 on Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:49 pm

Dammit...I've been keeping skeletons in my cupboard, and while there's no elephants in there it might explain why there's a nest of them in my garden.
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Postby cosmicB on Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:37 am

Plant peanuts...

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Postby cosmicB on Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:41 pm

"Just beneath my skin I'm screaming"


That's adrenaline overload in combination with lactic acid build-up, caused by an excessive milk products intake, and a suppressed vile temper... It'll kill you early... Life must be a living hell for you hun... I bet you suffer from a lot of "charlie horses"... Charly's horses eat grain and grasses...

Your cure is probably out of your reach... You need to feed your 18 major glands the nutrients and amino-acids they need, if you haven't already destroyed most of them... And you need to get-off the milk and cheese...

Another way that works, in India, for that problem/plus mites, is to pour gas on yourself, and light a match.. but it's so final, and smelly to the neighbors... Better you lay down face first in the mud, singing "mary had a little lamb" in german...

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Postby fairygodmother on Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:37 am

nature is a wonderful thing

but it does fight back every now and again


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